Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Chapter 15: Pere Lachaise



As the path leveled off I found myself at a clearing, a park with several benches and a view of the grounds below. There were numerous paths leading in all different directions down the slopes and disappearing into the trees. This was very nice. People were reading and couples were cuddling--not your average cemetery. I stayed for a bit and then headed off to find Jim Morrison’s grave--the one with all the people crowded around it--or so I'd heard. On my way there I found a nice little roundabout with a statue in its center. I sat a bit more, asked a British girl for directions and was on my way.


When I got there I was surprised at how simple it was: a squared headstone adorned with only flowers and candles. I wondered why he had come to rest in such a modest grave. Was it his own wish? Or did he fall victim to some bloodthirsty lawyer? I ended up wandering towards exit while trying to find Chopin's grave. When I heard the guards ringing their bells (think Monty Python's "Bring out your dead") I tried to slink into the shadows, but they gave me the look of death so I thought it best to leave quietly; I wasn't ready to join Jim just yet.


Chapter 14: Don't Look Down

It was now Saturday, or Sunday, or Friday. No wait--it wasn't Friday. So being Satursunaday and with little time left to get all my touristy things put away, I knew I just HAD to get to the top of the Eiffel Tower. Good thing too because I got a lot of great shots.
The line was long and the weather was pretty hot for Paris in June. I noted a squad of France military in full dress and armed to the teeth, no doubt there for any possible terrorist threats. Something made me uneasy about knowing I had no citizens rights and that those were real M-16's with real bullets inside. I took a few steps back inside my mind. Kinda freaky...
Aside from the couple of assholes who cut the back half of the line and kept trying to muscle their way past me and the nice couple from Jersey in front of me it was all worth waiting for. I got a glass of wine when I was on the first level and spilled some... Seeing Paris from the sky is unbelievable. I caught the sunset and I didn't let it go.




I called Lotfi from the top; we met up later and headed to Cat's house for a little BBQ. She lived close outside the city in a pretty nice place with it's own backyard. I met Silva, Saul's roommate and talked a bit with William, Cat's boyfriend. I still remember the talks--that Silva was taking time-off from his job and that William was about to go on tour as Soulfly's sound tech, Silva's bad English, my worse French, and the laughs we had trying to converse. Great food too. They were all impressed with my consumption of hot mustard, which isn't something those boys have a pallet for. Good ol' SD taco shops are great primer...

Looking back I miss the passion they have. It's been a long time since I've found people who are truly passionate about punk music. I felt a bit like I was reminiscing with high school buddies. We watched some videos of Will's band on the Internet and headed out. Thanks for the ride Cat!
Chapter 13: Man Date
| 1. | Man Date | 169 up, 9 down |
Two "straight" guys doing something that would be your standard date, eg going to a film, out for a meal. JD: You know what, I'm going to take you out to night. We'll go for a meal, get a nice bottle of wine.. get this def on a mug Turk: Dude, sounds like you're asking me out on a man date. JD: Why are you so afraid of loving me? | ||
| 2. | Man Date | 62 up, 38 down |
Roberta's husband and my husband are going on a man date today. get this def on a mug | ||
| 3. | Man Date | 26 up, 3 down |
A social Interaction between two straight men. Joe: Hey wana go on a Man Date with me this saturday, were gona hit the game and then go to a bar. Bob: Sure Ill go on a man date with you. | ||
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Chapter 12: Tilted Buildings?

It was now the final Thursday I was to spend in Paris and therefore my final practice day with the guys. Lotfi had gotten pretty sick on Monday, which had led to canceling the previous Tuesday's practice. I was pretty excited because we were going to try practice with some vocals in the mix this time. I think I am going to have to expedite these blogs because I feel my memory fading. I hate being old...
We stopped to get some water at the local monop and beer - yes, beer! rock n' roll bro's! The beer was Belgian, slightly warm and a perfect way to finish off an otherwise professional (aka sober) practice journey. The water was .24 euros - that's about 30 cents! - we are getting screwed for water here my friends! Nothing but smiles when we showed up to practice. Gotta love the Royal Club...
It was fun to sing a bit. I tried a Rancid cover or two and than we went into their songs. It's hard to sing and play at the same time! Pretty fun times. I spilled half my beer. Good thing I brought a back up. I miss the brief time I spend at their studio: hanging outside the studio smoking watching the passers-by, going up the rickety winding staircase to use the homemade bathroom with no light switch...the unused vending machine room...the bald guy who runs the place that made fun of my French and most of all, the music. Good times...
After we packed things up and got the studio ready for the next band we headed over to Fab and Marianne's house. He lived pretty close to the practice space so we walked there. I'll never get over the geography - how the city is built upon such a flowing landscape. We weaved our way up several blocks, through a black iron gate and up to the second floor of a traditional old Parisian building. I liked Fab's place; it had a lot of charm. And a really furry cat. That thing was crazy. We sat around his living room relaxing drinking wine and snacking on various vegetables, breads and cheeses. As I looked out the window listening to their conversation I felt as if I had lived in Paris forever. Even though most of that nights chatting was in French I didn't feel out of place. It was almost like I knew what they were saying by the way they were saying it, as if the words themselves, like in all languages, were more of a means to an end and I was going right to that end by listing with the eyes and not the ears. That night was also the first time I'd really gotten to get to know Fab. He had a charm all his own. We listened to Killswitch Engage and A Wilhelm Scream, two bands that I'd heard of before but had to go to the other side of the world to hear. Funny how that is. Later on we played a little acoustic guitar and sung a bit. Yes, the trip was at an apex and I knew that this night and the friendship I felt would be remembered forever.
We ended up leaving around 1:30am. I said goodbye to Fab, Marianne and Digo as we left and I knew somehow that even though I was going to be around for a few more days this was the last time I'd see them on my trip. Shit! I miss you guys! As Lotfi and I walked home we went through the oldest part of Paris where the buildings are actually tilted. That was so cool! It was amazing to look down a cobblestone alley and see buildings tilted like trees swaying in the breeze. The reflections of streetlights off the Seine cast ripples on the buildings...



Saturday, July 18, 2009
Chapter 11: "Lisa? Is that really you?"

Like any smart marketer knows, you put your prize attraction at the end of the maze so that everyone has to go through everything else to get to it. I swore many times that I had taken a wrong turn until I saw the familiar 11" x 17" photocopy of the Mona Lisa with the big arrow on it (pointing the way) attached to a metal stand. These were set out at every corner for us mice. The Louvre's architecture inside was equally impressive as it's outside (well, it was nice anyway) with high ceilings with tons of adornment, all marble floors and winding staircases. Very easy to get lost; I did numerous times. There was an incredible amount of work put into transforming the interior for each exhibit - definitely a prized possession of France. Good job dudes.

At the base of a huge staircase I found myself staring up at The Winged Victory of Samothrace. She stood upon a massive base of stone at the stairway's center like a diva holding the spotlight, perfectly complementing the stairways split upwards on either side. There's just something hard to understand about a sculpture over 2,000 years old. The brain no gets it. I went up the left wing and into the royal ballroom where napoleon and others once danced and drank. The ceiling was incredibly intricate with paintings on the walls themselves as well as some that hung in frames (which I think were actually part of the wall meant to look like frames) all adorned by sculptures of angels and grape leaves etc. So cool. Oh - and it was all gold. I forgot that part. That does say Royalty... After a few more twists and turns (and the feeling that this whole Mona Lisa thing was just an elaborate rouse to get me to fly overseas) I caught several flashes out of the corner of my eye from a small, pretty inconspicuous doorway. This had to be the place - I just knew it.

Sure enough: there she was surrounded by guards on either side and a sea of 100+ people all crammed together like the front rows of a rock concert. The room was medium sized and a bit more normal than I expected. Light came through a glass ceiling above like the one from the promenade I saw earlier. She hung inside a thick glass case (flash-proof I'm sure) that was incased in steel and covered to match the rest of the surrounding decor. It was it's own partition in the center of the room - a vault that was constructed to look not so vault-like if you know what I mean. It didn't matter either way; it was pretty rad to be a few feet away from the Mona Lisa. I tried to get closer but everyone was packed so tight and pushing and shoving that I had to do things traffic-style and wait until someone wanted to get out, then grab their bubble before someone else got it. Within 20 minutes I was front and center surrounded by cameras over each shoulder within inches of my head. Claustrophobic? Nah. I took some pictures and soaked up the moment.
After I squeezed out of there I went into the room beyond and saw some other nice paintings. It was all red and pretty. Haha! I visited the statues as well, some of which were sculpted by Michelangelo. I think I was there for a few hours but man I got tired fast! Something about the sheer overload of information since I'd arrived in Paris was starting to wear on me I think. What a great way to wear out!

I picked up a few things at the gift shop before I left and sat for a while at the Starbucks inside where a crazy lady made a scene. It felt good to sit and do nothing at all. I sat there thinking about the whole experience thus far: how crazy it was that I decided to just up and go and that right now for the first time ever I was on the other side of the world sitting in a coffee shop wondering what MY side was up to. Well, sometimes the grass is greener and sometimes you really do find the best patch.
On the way home I was looking out the window as the metro came to a stop and I saw mon petit shu (my little cabbage.) All dressed in black (and she's so pale, she's waiting there for me!) she stood there looking down as she balanced on the outsides of her feet while waiting for her metro. She looked just like Amelie! So Cute! We waived goodbye as I departed. That marked the second farewell to beautiful women I had seen that day. How else would things end up in the city of romance?
Later in the evening Lotfi and I jammed a bit. I think I was on the second bottle of wine I had bought since I'd arrived and it was very nice. Jams in the finest wine country can never go wrong...
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Chapter 10: Pigalle


Up top I found a lot of Brasserie's (cafe's) and other stores. I sat on the corner of one and ordered a beirre blanche and tried my best to roll a smoke. Prologue to cigarette saga: I had purchased a bag of tobacco a few days prior because I wanted the full European experience. I'm not your habitual smoker (nor will I ever be) but that's how they tend to do it in Paris because it's much cheaper and every penny counts. Plus it's kind of fun - if you're not sitting on a windy corner fighting the rain drops splashing off your table anyhow - and if you actually know HOW to roll one...

After my beer I followed the street west to find a pretty cool old church and then a marketplace with all sorts of good looking foods. That was only a few blocks long and I shortly hit the end where I had a decision to either head uphill to who knows where, or turn back and head down to the Moulin Rouge. I chose wisely. When I got there I thought I’d at least find out what going rate for a show was these days. Turns out it’s dinner and a show for $150 and another late show (no dinner) for $99. F- that. No girl is that pretty. Most of Pigalle’s main drag consisted of porn shops and strip bars with hustlers outside trying to get you to come in and check out their girls. No thanks man, I got cigarettes to buy. These people would even follow me down the street for half a block after I told them I wasn’t interested. I guess we’re all feeling the depression nowadays haha. There was a good amount of cops around which was nice. Towards the lower end of the strip I found myself taking a panoramic photo and I noticed a lady across the street (one of those “hustlers” I warned you about) who was getting agitated. I was pretty far away so I thought there was no way she was actually getting angry at one of the 300+ tourists who take pictures in her general direction everyday, but I was wrong. She was yelling and throwing up her arms and then she spit at me! I was across street - way across – and she was acting like I was going to have to dodge her or something. I was pretty scared but hang on, it gets better. She went back inside and I figured I must’ve broken the law or something and that she must be calling the cops since I remembered about the sign they tore down the other day that said: “NO PHOTOS OF GHETTO STRIP BARS WITH TORN UP BITCHES OUTSIDE.” She came back out with a bottle of Perrier (thank God because I was parched) and started flinging the water out of it at my direction. I have that effect on people :) Stay off drugs kids.
I went off the strip and into the back alleys where I found a surprising amount of guitar shops – I mean a lot – every other store was a guitar store or a piano store of some kind. I wondered how these places didn’t drive each other out of business and why this was the first (and only) area in Paris I’d seen that had them. Then I wondered if the American cliché of sex drugs and rock and roll was the reason for it. Hmm...

In all honesty it was a bit to sexy and druggy and rock n’ rollish for me. I preferred my other adventures over Pigalle, but it was still fun - where else can I see chicks on PCP? I wandered south and caught these two trumpet players dressed as bullfighters doing a call-and-response from across the street to each other. I thought I was in Spain for a running of the bulls. Cool sounds. I ended up walking about a mile downhill to this huge church and took a few pictures. I met a girl in the park who was pretty nice too. This is about the end of my recollection for the day. I remember going back to the Eiffel Tower again towards the evening and staring up into the sky. That still topped it all.
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Chapter 9: Montmartre




The farther up I went the cooler it was to look down. What a view! When I finally got to the top I found several flights of stone steps that weaved up to a winding driveway and the backside of the Sacre-Coeur. I really enjoyed my half-assed (or as I like to call it "unplanned") approach to sightseeing. I liked being one of only a couple people when I got there - nothing worse than meeting a sea of tourists. It began to sprinkle almost immediately so I tried to get a few shots in before I got my umbrella out. Somehow the rain fit the energy perfectly. When I got to the front I saw what the big deal was; I felt like I was in Amelie! It stopped raining a bit and I got a picture or two. Inside was pretty intense as well. They didn't allow pictures, but I remember rows and rows of pews divided at the pillars that supported the sides, and a large path straight down the center leading to a giant gold alter directly under the onion dome that I'd seen from the outside - that was amazing to see inverted sitting underneath it! The alter area had six or so mini-alters each holding a statue, flowers candles and such. The light came through stained glass windows on all sides. I recall the smell of stale musty air, which I thought added to the charm of it all. What isn't charming about a place like that?


Back outside I stood looking out upon the city at the top of a giant stairway (another fun thing about coming up the backside was that I'd saved this part for later!) Midway down the first level a guy that looked a bit like Lenny Kravitz played covers of Bob Marley songs through a PA for the tourists. Can't win 'em all I guess. The rain began again and I headed down the steps, which curved around to the right and made my way to the bottom. Past the shops and bars I found the metro and headed back to Lotfi's place. Side note: It only rained five out of the 14 days I was there, but I really enjoyed it- there's just something about the rain in Paris...

After I got home I went down the street for a walk and ended up in a really cool marketplace that was in fact in an alleyway. It was filled with restaurants, vegetable stands, fresh fish, pasta - you name it. I bought some fresh hand-made pesto ravioli to take home. Yumm.. It started raining again and I stopped just east of the pasta stand under an awning and had a smoke. I felt at home in a European alley surrounded by rain.
Later that night Lotfi and I worked out a few songs, but decided it best if we went to Digo's house to get his guitar in trade for the one I was using. He lived just south of Paris so we walked it. Interesting how things change almost immediately after you leave Paris - it's hard to describe. Anyway, we hung out at his place for a bit, which was interesting. My how I love the smell of hops...
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Chapter 8: New Morning
I spent the next day hanging out with Jeanne. I had met her through Craigslist emails a few weeks earlier when I was apartment hunting on the off-chance I'd end up actually moving to Paris. I read her ad for a flat-mate and responded on it's merits alone; she wanted an artsy, vegetarian, native English speaking musician to join her house crew of such folks and I was certainly just that. I figured why not hang out while I was in town and get a taste of the other side of the music scene, plus get to know a pretty French girl. Lucky me.The way we met in person was also funny. I was supposed to met her at some street and I had gotten off the metro, so therefore I was lost (again) and looking at my trusty wrinkled map against a building at the corner. I couldn't make any sense of the map so I pretty much used it as an excuse to people watch 70%, find said-street 30%. During my studies I heard a voice: "Coire? Is that you?" I looked up and there she was: short and cute with an accordion in hand. Will wonders never cease ;) She was also lost and just happened to recognize me while she was standing there. Funny right?! After asking a passer-by I carried her accordion (the case was filled with lead bricks for the gig later) and we walked to her friends art show.
Now although I haven't traveled much I can still attest to the rumors firsthand that say Paris is the artistic Mecca of the world. Absolutely. The whole city is such, and the coming show was to be no exception. A few blocks walk and there we were: a gallery show in a building which inside could've been a barber shop, a retail store or something equally aged and eclectic. It was filled with all sorts of wonderful items - another sensory overload from the Parisian mindset I was growing to appreciate so quickly. Everyone inside the show was super nice and most of them spoke enough English for me to converse comfortably. Some guys were dressed as you might imagine (think lofty) with berets, shirts with huge ruffles, sashes, pantaloons...you get the picture. Pretty cool to see. There was free box wine so I decided to have my very first glass; afterall, I'd been in Paris 3 days now and hadn't had a glass of wine - What gives?! Umm... Not so good. Downright gross to be honest. I guess the finest French plastic bags can only instill so much character sometimes... I met Jeanne's mother there (she was very nice!) and they exchanged some words in French that I translated in my head to be something like this:
Jeanne: "This is the guy who answered the ad that I was telling you about."
Mom: "Oh, he seems to nice! And cute! You should see if he wants to get married someday soon!"
Jeanne: "I was thinking the same thing!"
Not true I'm sure, but I was happy to be in good company nonetheless. I went upstairs to the rest of the exhibit and found myself in the buildings attic which had been converted into a whole experience of its own: covered in odd hangings from ceiling to floor and everything in-between. There was a small circle of four people sitting cross-legged on the floor chatting in French as they looked through some paintings that they must have made. It felt good. Kind of a bit like some old movie I can't quite place at the moment. I took a few pictures outside (mostly secretly as to not offend the party-goers) and caught a few gems for the scrapbook.

We took off shortly after that and Jeanne, her mom and I walked back to the metro stop, me carrying my still unfinished glass of wine - it's bad luck not to finish your first glass right? After walking a block and a half it hit me just how cool that was: I was walking down the street in broad daylight with alcohol in hand for the first time ever. I finished my glass in thanksgiving. We all got on the metro and split midway; mom went home and Jeanne and I went to a really nice jazz club (world famous from what I've heard) New Morning. She knew the headlining band so we got on the guest list. That's how I roll. She met up with a friend from the band (this guy from the UK who played the strings) and we all went for a drink before the show. Guess who ordered a glass of wine instead of a beer. Yup, batting 1,000 this time around...

We were on the corner of a surprisingly ethnic neighborhood (or surprising I thought for my expectations of Paris living) and I think I can honestly say that I was the only tourist there with the exception of my Brit friend. Finally a real taste. Yes...
After the drinks we went in and I caught the opening band. By the way: what a cool place! It was the perfect balance of gritty and cool, class and character, beauty and wear. Ah the things I am missing now that I live back in the states! Alas my poor eyes and ears! The music of the opener Blancheneige Bazaar Orchestra, a local band, fell within the borders of gypsy jazz but believe me: it was far beyond anything I've heard. Fuckin-A! Her friends A Hawk and A Hacksaw were fabulous as well. Think what it would sound like if The Decemberists got lost for six months sailing on a pirate ship with the guys from Primus aboard while only drinking absinthe - that's what I'm talking about. Pretty hefty tunes. I remember the bartender working that night: she had a pretty smile.
After the show Jeanne, strings-man and I went back to her place and she made us some pasta for dinner. She lived just outside the city limits (or "the door of Paris" as they call it) where the rent is much cheaper. I listened to the both of them catch up on old times. They had known each other since childhood and I felt as if I was standing across the room looking in on their conversation - on there entire lives - even though I was sitting right there at the table with them. We were all vagabonds (we travel without seat belts on) and I had grown up in England and moved to France several years back. Jeanne was a close friend, this other fellow was an old friend from college and we were catching up on things. They were near and far to me like the way I felt before and I was beginning to understand the power of traveling, that ultimate drug called "experience," that immersion that fuels the human spirit.
I think that was the first real nights sleep I'd gotten since I'd arrived, or maybe the jet lag was finally wearing off - take your pick. Jeanne was up about the same time so we had breakfast together and talked a bit more. I met her roommates on my way out who seemed very nice and indeed "artsy." I thanked her for letting me crash there and asked if she'd like to meet up the following day. She invited me to another show later that same afternoon but I had other things planned: I was off to Montmartre to see the Sacre-Coeur.
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Chapter 7: Walker, Parisian Ranger pt. 2


After viewing Napoleons rod we headed back the way we came and hopped on the metro. At least I think we did - my memory is fading and like I said before: random thoughts as organized as possible. When we got off the metro and cleared the building at our side there she was burning in the distance: the Eiffel Tower. Between it and I was a promenade (a great lookout spot) and two staircases about 15' wide leading down to a park. In the park's center there was a fountain which flowed from one pool to the next in steps as the ground descended. I heard the sound of acoustic guitar and singing from some kids and others were sitting on blankets. Beyond the park there was a bridge that led over a river filled with ferryboats and trees at its border. At the end of this stood the Eiffel Tower. I'll never get over the epic movie-like scope of it all.

We went down through the park and across the bridge. I can't explain how awe-struck I was standing at the base of the Eiffel Tower. THE EIFFEL TOWER. What?! Trust me: there are some things you MUST do once in your life and this is one of them. I stood there reveling in how man could have constructed something so massive and so beautiful. I loved the way the beams bent, how every curve was complementary esthetically and structurally, the rivets, the accents of the latticework and how it had a certain path to its overall shape as it climbed up into the night sky. It really was perfect in every way.
I couldn't pull myself to leave easily but I knew that my gracious host had to be getting home soon so we started walking alongside the river where we passed a street crepe vendor. We each got one. Mine was strawberry and delicious. Walking and eating is a Paris pastime I hope to relive someday soon. I don't remember if we walked home or not, but I do know that I walked for around 12 hours that day and when I got home I was grateful to sit down. Sure enough: blisters on the bottoms of both feet. Worth every step I promise you. I sat there that night with another feeling I can't begin to describe.
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Chapter 7: Walker, Parisian Ranger pt.1
I took a bunch of pictures before crossing the street, then crossed the street, then realized that I couldn't get anywhere near enough of the building in the shot and went back across the street again. The Louvre sat on a bed of fine white sand that kicked up into the breeze like a beach. What class she had! When I went around the side - the walls of which stretched for another 4 blocks at least - I felt like I was walking along the Great Wall of China. I finally found the side entrance, which led me into a large courtyard with a fountain in its center. I sat on a stone bench, rested my feet and watched some children play.
When I passed through the west side of the courtyard I came into another that was open-ended and had the same stone floor, several fountains and some glass pyramids. At the ending of all of this there was a small stone arch topped with some bronze statues. I thought that this might be the Arc de Triomphe. It seemed quite small for a guy like Napoleon; maybe he was tired from all that conquering and wanted to take a break from building gigantic stone structures? Most certainly not - this was in fact the Arch du Carrousel. Stupid American strikes again.

I stood looking west and saw a long open walkway bordered by trees and paved with the same soft white sand. I could see how it weaved up and down over terrain for miles into the distance. This was the Gardens of Tuileries, the oldest park in Paris. I passed a large fountain bordered by groves in either direction with pale stone statues of men on horses bordering its walkways. I really wanted to linger when I saw that everyone around me was smiling. It was such a great energy. I watched couples holding hands as they walked into the sunset. Sigh... At the end of the road I saw the Arc de Triomphe - far off in the distance several miles out - it stood like a castle on a hill divided by only sand and time. I continued west hoping to make it before sunset.

On my way there I passed the government buildings of Paris (many of which were adorned with gold) and headed towards Champs Elysees, now a famous shopping strip. Before I got there I had to stop because guards had barricaded the sidewalk. Obama was on his way through to visit with the President of France. After a few minutes they opened the street back up and I was on my way again. It was really weird in a comforting yet slightly disheartening way to see that Banana Republic is as alive and well in Paris as America. Or maybe it was Macy's. Whatever, I try not to look around too much these days haha. The walk was long - really long - but nice (incredible actually) and the breeze was refreshing and becoming more so as I got further uphill and closer to the Arc. I made it there just after sunset, mildly freaking out because light was fading rapidly and I wanted some good pictures. The Arc sat on the center of all intersecting roads as it's own gigantic roundabout, one that I couldn't figure out how to get to because it lacked proper crosswalks and I didn't want to piss off the guards out front that were undoubtedly waiting for jaywalkers like me. Once I found the entrance it took me underneath the street level and up to the base of the Arc. Freaking huge man. Unbelievable.



The view from the Arc was amazing by night; all roads extend outwards from its center creating a clean view down every avenue, the dips and turns highlighted by streetlights. In the distance I saw the Eiffel Tower shining bright above the city as the last of the twilight cast a deep blue behind it. Again, unbelievable. I met Lotfi there and after a ton of pictures we headed back down Champs Elysees on our way to - you guessed it: the Eiffel Tower.
